Monday, August 31, 2015

Best Opinion Piece Ever

Deer responsible for Mt. Lebanon road work

Any keen Almanac reader will guess why every road in Mt. Lebanon is being mended at the moment. It’s all the fault of the roaming hordes of deer. Deprived of their usual feeding grounds when the township decided to replace all the grass in Mt. Lebanon with artificial turf, they have taken to eating the roads.

Michael Murtough
Upper St. Clair

2 comments:

  1. Seriously??? I can't find the article, but did someone who is smart enough to be able to write text actually SAY that???

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  2. Except that few streets are "being mended"... There ain't much money for street "mending" 'round these parts.

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