Did you buy your Mega Millions ticket?

I just came back from getting a lesson on how to play.  For those of you out there like me who have never played before, it is a buck.  For a multiplier, it is another buck.  Don't ask me what that means. 
Here is what I plan to do, if I win.  Before PK contacts me, I would want certain people to resign from the board and administration. I would want an apology from the VOICE people. I would want an apology from board members, past and present. I would want the community service coordinator's job protected. Heck, I would want all the jobs protected. I would want an apology from the sports bullies. I would want the District to pay for their own *#!@ fields and let the Municipality use their funds for Municipal assets.
For all that, I would give a million dollars of my $540 million jackpot (provided nobody else wins!)